
Assume this blog is a death note.
Shao Tong. Death from overdose of charcoal. Bunny rabbits carry him off to Mas Selamat. Happy time.
Kai Tsi. Death from lack of nutrients. Owned by Daron's beam of light. It went straight through him. Aw.
Brandon. Death from Centaur Warchief. Corpse recovered from 10 foots below the ground. Stomped on. Very funny. Oh whoops i said corpse? I meant half of it. The other half was on the gigantic axe found somewhere in my imagination. Just like the Knights of Bee. Bee bee bee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Honey! Pooh bear! Po! Tinky Winky! Pei Yi!
Mervyn. A chicken used a fishing net to strangle poor mentioned person. When it didn't work it just decided to use a watermelon to split his head. When his head split the watermelon the hidden ninja slashes him in oblivion.
Samuel. Told Shao Tong to call random stranger and got him scolded. Death by scolding from the blade of grass living 4 km to his left. Couldn't eat a banana fast enough to cover his ears with the skin.
Enough with the nonsense. I have approximately 4 hours to come up with a talk. All my RE group members offline although we supposed to do together. >.<
I change my mood. T_T
I change again. _|_
If you didn't get the previous sign, you're probably slightly innocent. Please do not try to find out what it means. And in case I'm misunderstood, it stands for something vulgar. Not that it means much to most people.